August 28, 2003
Hup two tubby!
Contrary to the image that The Fox Network would have you believe...this is how we actually do it in the O.C.....Beeatch.
Walking to school: a tradition revived
In Capistrano Unified, students at eight neighborhood schools miss the bus permanently.
ALISO VIEJO – Some moms wore heels. Some dads donned ties and dress shoes.
They pushed strollers and pulled wagons. Children dragged rolling backpacks and clutched lunchboxes.
And they were all walking to school, just as they were expected to do.
August 23, 2003
You say you want a evolution...
You find the most interesing things in Laguna.
August 20, 2003
Everybody out of the water!
There was a fatal shark attack in Avila Beach yesterday.
We live a long way from Avila Beach and boy howdy are we glad! Although after watching a few of the Shark Week shows on Discovery last week I have some new fear and respect for these crazy critters.
Fatal shark attacks are very rare. I've heard numbers like 6 million to 1 bandied about. Supposedly the odds are much better that you will die in a car wreck, fall down the stairs, or get hit by lightening before getting killed by a shark in the United States.
In California there have been nine confirmed fatalities since record-keeping began in the 1950s, and 106 incidents - fatal and nonfatal - along the entire West Coast in all that time.
I'm guessing those kind of stats will keep us in the water.
August 16, 2003
Cohen Brothers Rock
Miller's Crossing is far and away one of my favorite movies of all time. I didn't know they had finally put it on DVD!
Actually ever since I moved back to CA I rarely watch TV or read a newspaper. That's probably a good thing.
Who knew? Apparently there's some actor running for governor here now.
August 14, 2003
SPAM
I just noticed that every once in awhile my email from people I know ends up in my Spam Assassin folder. So if you have emailed me in the past few weeks and I haven't return the email that's why. I just look like a dickhead (I'm not actually practicing anymore).
I was told to check the folder every once in awhile but I'm pretty much lazy. Plus I get about 600 spam emails a day. Apparently I'm missing out on numerous opportunities to make millions on the internet and my breasts and penis are way too small.
That figures...
August 06, 2003
Time Travel Spam
I've received this spam before. The email is about a time traveler being in stuck in 2003 and he's emailing people to find out of they have a dimensional warp genrator and could they meet him at a specific location. Like most spam that breaches the considerable redcouch/exception defensive perimeter I usually just delete it. I read this one this time.
I started to wonder "what if”? So I did a little looking around. Here are some of the possibilities...
Although I think it's probably just better for me to drink my coffee before I start reading my email...
August 04, 2003
Wet Suits
First of all if you have not seen Shark Attack 3: MEGALODON -- What the hell? You need see it. It's the Showgirls of killer shark movies.
Second of all the water here has been really cold for like a week. So we've all been bitching about our lack of wetsuits. Well, I'm not sure what the Mary(s) and Logan are going to do but I found an awesome wetsuit at a second hand store in San Clemente for $30.00 today.
I've also realized that when I put my rubber Batman mask on along with the wetsuit - I can pretty much fight crime. People also give you a wide birth on the beach...
Seriously though go rent- or better yet buy Shark Attack 3: MEGALODON!
