September 09, 2006

I'm pitiful

You're PitifulMy life is brilliant...

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

Your is brilliant
My life's a joke
I'm just pathetic
You're always broke

My homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' you
I'm sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy

I'm Pitiful (X3) It's true

Never had a date
That I couldn't inflate
And I smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' me

WellI just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Shawn Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean

As long as I still can work that slurpie machine

I'm Pitiful (X3) It's true

I'm half undressed
Eatin' chips of my chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

My dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you're 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you

Posted by Shawn (Pants) at September 9, 2006 12:01 PM