That twenty minutes we spent in the tanning booth last week has given me the worst sunburn I've ever had. My entire body is peeling like a damn snake. Mary isn't much better. We've decided to forego having relations until we heal because of the ensuing dust cloud our peeling remnants of skin would cause. Vanity. She’s a harsh mistress.
Posted by shawn at March 9, 2005 05:58 PM