November 23, 2004

Mac Mall

I got a seasonal job offer from the Mission Viejo Mac store today. Not as a Mac Genius but as a Sales Associate. Kind of funny if you know me. I'm reasonably sure nobody would buy a computer from me.

Customer: Does the Internet come with this computer?

Shawn: I don't know? Why don't buy it, go home, and quit askin' me stupid ass questions. Then we'll both be on a journey of self-discovery.

Customer: I want to speak to your manager!

Shawn: Yeah, look I'm going out for a smoke, let me know if you need anything else.

Yeah, I'm definitely turning that job down.

Posted by shawn at November 23, 2004 08:59 AM