What the...?

It takes forever to get to the King of Pop's mug shot on Smoking Gun. So just click on the picture if you want to see it. Hopefully he'll soon be the featured player in San Quentin's pass the new bitch happy hour.

I also realized that he's the same height as me but I weigh 50 lbs more than him. I could totally kick his ass five ways to Sunday.

In case you were wondering... he's guilty as hell.