January 28, 2002

Draw Real nice

I figure I should know more than I do about how to do HTML. Unfortunately I don't. I can draw real nice though. Its funny people always ask me computer questions. Like I know (?) I've always used my computers as a really expensive drawing utensil. You know, like an airbrush or something. I'm a computer user, or moreover a software user.

It does occur to me that I could put in the time and just figure out the HTML stuff but that just seems like so much work.

So instead I do things like go to the grocery store and gamble. On Saturday night I lost a hundred bucks. I stayed too long and didn't bail when I was ahead. I broke my own rules.

Tonight, I won a hundred bucks on a dollar twenty-five bet. I can see how it could become addicting. (psych!) Mostly, I just like the old women that run the single row of slot machines at the local Albertson's. Tonight we had a great conversation about how awful Californians are (we both lived there at one point or another in our lives) and how the Surgeon General issued a statement about how being obese is more dangerous to your health than smoking. We both lit up and pondered that for a moment.
Which of course makes me think that maybe the truth dot COM could maybe relax a little bit, or spend some of that anti smoking money on anti fast food ad campaigns.

Posted by shawn at January 28, 2002 08:25 PM