March 01, 2003
Las Vegas Mercury
Promoting his upcoming title bout with Saddam Hussein, President George Bush showed off his new tattoo at a press conference Friday. As part of the media event, he also ate an Iraqi baby and bitch-slapped Janeane Garofalo.
One of my favorite things about Las Vegas is the alternative newspaper The Las Vegas Mercury. Actually that may be the only thing I like about Las Vegas. Not that buffets and white trash are necessarily bad things mind you. I like that all Las Vegas kids can count to (at least) 21. I'm really enjoying the fact that in an effort to save money back when I was a corporate schill I declined the air conditioning option on my Saturn which makes the summer months here more like an episode of Fear factor than most states. I like the constant sense of danger in the air. More kids and people disappear from Southern Nevada than just about anywhere else in the country. So you see George you've really had a wonderful life after all.
Posted by shawn at March 1, 2003 09:58 AM